d. Attempt to irrigate the NG tube with water or normal saline. Which type of solution does the nurse gather? ____________________ Refrigerators and storage cabinets will be able to order foodstuffs online beforethecookknows\underline{\text{before the cook knows}}beforethecookknows the supply is low. B. Q2h while the patient is awake. c. medications being taken Red c. remains constant. C. "They improve your circulation to keep blood from pooling in your legs.". a. Prone d. Choose bland foods, such as cottage cheese. b. What are some factors than can affect bowel elimination? A. a. click to flip Don't know Question Which symptom is a known side effect of antibiotics? False, The nurse is caring for a client who reports constipation and is presently in the bathroom attempting to have a bowel movement. b. \text { kerat/o } & \text { trich/o } & \text {-ic } & & \\ e. to promote optimal visualization of the colon during a colonoscopy. B. A nurse is caring for a client who has osteoporosis and takes a daily calcium supplement. D. Hypotonic; Soap Suds Enema, Which enema should not be administered before a colon exam or prior to a stool specimen? A nurse is caring for a client who has peripheral arterial disease (PAD). A nurse is providing preoperative teaching for a client who is scheduled for a gastrectomy. A nurse is assessing four female clients for obesity. A nurse is reinforcing teaching for a client who has rheumatoid arthritis about self-care techniques. A nurse is providing preoperative teaching for a client who will undergo surgery. The nurse would anticipate which course of action in response to the client's diarrhea? c. A heightened risk that the stoma will prolapse b. The nurse should recognize that the client is at risk for an allergic cross-reactivity to which of the following substances. d. Thoroughly cleanse the skin surrounding the stoma and allow it to dry completely before applying the ostomy pouch. b. Decreasing fluid intake to 1,000 mL Eliminate any risk of infection If the specimen contains barium or enema solution, document this on the container. A nurse is reinforcing teaching with a client who is experiencing preterm labor and has a new prescription for nifedipine. c. prune juice with breakfast B. A. "I should eliminate pasta from my diet so that I don't have as many loose stools." A. Excoriated Skin A. C. 3 hours, or until dissolved. c. Inform the client that the culture prescription will now be cancelled. b. develops healthier bowel elimination patterns In which patients would diarrhea be a possible finding? Instruct client on normal bowel function and the necessity of fluid, fiber, and activity in a bowel program. C. Milk c. Electrolyte imbalances What should I do if my patient cannot retain the enema solution? Bowel not functioning." a. b. c. Assist the client to the commode or toilet to attempt a bowel movement prior to administering the enema. D. Cancer, Which enema is the safest to use for any patient? Reduce sodium intake. What is the appropriate nursing intervention for this client? d. "If you are having a light flow or spotting then you can perform the test. C. Use water-soluble jelly for lubrication. A nurse is caring for a client who has a fecal impaction. Cream of wheat A. D. A client who weighs 28% above ideal body weight. "This test will show if you have colorectal cancer." a. ileostomy The male urethra is more vulnerable to injury during inspection d. transverse colostomy. with a driver program. What independent nursing interventions can be performed? B. Discontinue the administration of the enema c. Encouraging a generous fluid intake if not contraindicated by the patient's condition. c. Methylcellulose What is the difference between a one-piece and two-piece pouching system? b. alcohol C. Side-lying, with the head in a neutral position D. Decrease fluid intake while increasing fiber. d. a turkey sandwich with whole-grain bread This type of enema should be avoided in ___________ and ________________. A client who is postoperative Day 1 has rung the call light twice during the nurse's shift in order to request assistance transferring to a bedside commode. E. Urinary incontinence, A nurse is instructing a client who is scheduled for a transurethral resection of the prostate (TURP) about his postoperative care. C. Use sitz bath The nurse is caring for a client who has returned from gastric resection surgery with an indwelling nasogastric tube. D. Reddened areas over bony prominences, B. Fresh fruit & whole wheat toast C. Rice pudding & ripe bananas D. Roast chicken & white rice B . \end{array} Sit on the toilet 30 minutes after eating a meal. d. One nare being less patent than the other, The nurse has provided instructions to a client having a fecal immunochemical test (FIT). Adds water to the bowel Listen for bowel sounds Which guideline is recommended for this procedure? Red meat B. Instill 200 mL of fluid every 15 mins. A. b. c. pseudoconstipation 1- Alcohol consumption 2- Activity levels 3- Usual pattern of elimination 4- Current medications 3 The nurse is teaching a client with an ostomy how to change the pouching system. A nurse is giving a large-volume enema to a client who winces in pain and complains of severe cramping. Replace legumes w/broiled meats B. Consume 1/2 cup bran/daily C. Leave the skin on when eating fruit D. Decrease fluid intake while increasing fiber A nurse needs to administer a hypertonic enema solution to the client. (Move the steps into the box on the right, placing them in the selected order of performance. B. A nurse is planning care for a client to prevent postoperative atelectasis. b. A nurse is teaching a client who is to start taking clopidogrel. C. Snoring sounds when inhaling d. >80g, A nurse needs to administer an enema to a client to lubricate the stool and intestinal mucosa to make stool passage more comfortable. Example phrase\underline{\color{#c34632}{phrase}}phrase 1. This position allow for ease of access. Use the elements listed in the table to build medical words. a. social and emotional setting of the client. Which nursing action is the recommended preparation for this test? c. a diet lacking in meat and poultry products "Eating yogurt can help decrease the amount of gas that I have.". A nurse is performing digital removal of stool on a patient with a fecal impaction. In the nursing care plan for constipation, the nurse should have an intervention that addresses the number of grams of cellulose that are needed for normal bowel function. (a) The moving object is twice the mass of the stationary object. Include more protein in the diet to increase fiber and decrease gas. b. light brown Determine cause (medication, infection, impaction) c. 20-30 g Client report of nausea d. Every 1 to 2 hours, A nurse is assessing a client who has recently had bowel surgery and will be receiving a nasogastric tube. Which of the following instruction should the nurse include in the teaching? D. Apply barrier cream, Ostomies of the upper GI tract, Gastrostomy and Jejunostomy, are often used for what? What is the nurse's best action? A nurse is providing preoperative teaching for an older adult patient who has diverticulitis and is scheduled for a creation of a double-barrel colostomy in the sigmoid colon. A pregnant client tells the nurse she has constipation. A. 1. C. Lower the enema fluid container B. c. If Salem Sump or double-lumen tube is used, make sure that syringe tip is placed in the blue air vent. Which data collection finding, if observed by the nurse, would confirm the nurse's suspicion? D. Do you drink a lot of water? C. 500 to 750 mL d. anal yeast infection. The nurse is aware of which of the following consideration? b. Strawberries C. Inadequate fluid intake. 3. 1-2 in b. A. Stimulation of the vagus nerve A nurse is preparing to administer an oil-retention enema to a patient who has constipation. A nurse is preparing to administer a cleansing enema to a client. c. chicken nuggets The bridge can be removed in 7 to 10 days; typically temporary. In the hospital, a clean technique is used for catheter insertion E. Increase fluid intake to 3 L/day. A. a. Nurses find the procedure distasteful and difficult to perform. How much heat has to be removed to reach a temperature of 20.0C-20.0^{\circ} \mathrm{C}20.0C ? The nurse is teaching a patient regarding administration of antiemetic medications. b. black b. b. Select all that apply. Intussusception Maintain an indwelling urinary catheter. E. Encourage the patient to rock back and forth while defecating, What are some important facts to know about enemas? 2. Decreased sensation in the lower extremities Gastroenteritis is prevalent in areas lacking adequate clean water and sanitation facilities. D. Supine in bed, with the neck flexed, C. Side-lying, with the head in a neutral position, ATI Urinary Elimination - practice assessment. A nurse is documenting the eating habits of a client who wants to include more fiber in the diet. A nurse is providing discharge teaching ti a client who has peripheral arterial disease (PAD). d. Left lateral, A client with no significant medical history reports experiencing diarrhea over the past week. D. Kosher chicken breast and boiled potatoes. A. 15. A. The patient is nauseated, vomits clear fluid, and voids pink urine. Make a prediction for each scenario below, explaining your reasoning. What outcome does the nurse identify that will be optimal for this client? a. A nurse is teaching an older adult client who reports constipation. C. Provide the client a high vitamin C diet. b. Typically, the distal colon is not removed but bypassed. The nurse should instruct the client to monitor and report which of the following adverse effect of the medication A. Select all that apply. a. provides an outlet for diarrhea to be funneled into a collection unit Cleanse the skin around the stoma with warm water. Reassure the patient that this is a normal finding with a new ostomy. A nurse discourages a patient from straining excessively when attempting to have a bowel movement. which of the following actions of Skip to document Ask an Expert Sign inRegister Sign inRegister Home Ask an ExpertNew My Library Discovery Institutions Western Governors University StuDocu University University of the People 162. D. Blood-tinged mucus, C. Frequent swallowing and clearing of the throat, A nurse is completing the admission assessment of a client who has a kidney stone. Bear down hard when defecating Drink four to five glasses of water daily. B. Prone, with the head of the bed flat Which suggestion should the nurse include in the teaching plan? c. sigmoid colostomy c. Refrain from eating red meat 3 days before testing. Which of the following action should the nurse take? Which of the following would describe a normal stool? What are the contraindications for enemas? Which of the following should the nurse discuss as causes of constipation? What should the nurse recommend that the patient eat to best increase the bulk and fecal material? A nurse is providing teaching to an older adult client who has constipation. a. Gently work the finger around and into the hardened mass to break it up and then remove pieces of it. "Menstruation will not alter the test results. Which of the following information regarding prevention of postoperative complications should the nurse include in the teaching? A. b. Leave the ostomy pouch off and cover the stoma with an adult incontinence pad. Excessive laxative use \text { Combining Forms } & \text { } & \text { Suffixes } & &\text { Prefixes } \\ 4. a. hypertonic saline A nurse is assessing the abdomen of a patient who is experiencing frequent bouts of diarrhea. ", A nurse is caring for a child who is in the postoperative period following a tonsillectomy. A client who has protein calorie malnutrition. Carrot sticks and cottage cheese a. The nurse explains that the patient should try to retain the instilled oil for? use milk instead of water and recipes. A nurse is caring for who reports an area of redness, warmth, tenderness, and pain in the right calf. Chronic Constipation Assist the client to a 30- to 45-degree position, unless this is contraindicated. young infants, patients who are dehydrated. A. Hgb of 11.6 and Hct of 37% With this ostomy, the patient has no voluntary control of bowel movements. C. Inadequate fluid intake, Julie S Snyder, Linda Lilley, Shelly Collins, Review Questions: Treatment and Prophylaxis o, IMG III Unit #7: Chapter 13 reading questions. d. "This is good to help bowels move.". d. Palpation, The nurse is assisting an older adult client into position for a sigmoidoscopy. Milk products cause constipation in clients with lactose intolerance. A. c. "Perhaps you should do this twice daily." C. Reposition the client every 2 hr To which patient should a fleet enema NOT be administered to? ______: The output is semi-formed because more water is absorbed while fecal material is in the ascending and transverse colon. C. Increase dietary intake of raw vegetables A. The student placed the client in supine position with the abdomen exposed. A nurse is assessing and documenting the eating habits of a client with repeated reports of gas who wants to include more fiber in the diet. B. Weakens the muscles and the natural ability to defecate c. Apply device for stool collection. Flat in bed, with the head in alignment with the body The nurse should monitor the client for which of the following adverse effects? c. Mrs. Lonte's abdomen is soft, nondistened, with bowel sounds d. Reinstruct the client on use of collection container for next bowel movement. C. Frequent swallowing and clearing of the throat B. Consume 1/2 cup of bran daily. A nurse is caring for an older adult who has constipation. d. Steamed haddock, For which client would digital removal of stool be contraindicated? Calculate the power output of the plant. b. Mrs. Lonte tells you she is hungary How should the nurse best respond to this client's statement? What action should the nurse perform during this skill? Coffee A nurse is collecting a stool specimen of a client suspected of having Clostridium difficile. A nurse is caring for a patient who has an NG tube in place for gastric decompression. Hypertrophic pyloric stenosis The nurse is talking to a client whose colostomy pouch frequently comes loose and falls off. Excessive laxative use Ignoring the urge to defecate C. Inadequate fluid intake D. Increased fiber in the diet E. Increased activity; ANS: Excessive laxative use. Nurses should recommend avoiding the habitual use of laxatives. Which foods will the nurse recommend to avoid for a client with uncomfortable, frequent episodes of flatulence? c. "Do you use laxatives?" "Eating yogurt can help decrease the amount of gas that I have." Place the client in a protective supine position to facilitate easy removal. Blood pressure The provider prescribes warfarin PO without discontinuing the heparin. b. c. "Most older adults only have a bowel movement every 2 to 3 days, actually, so I'd encourage you to taper off your laxatives." A. Removal of a client's NG tube has been ordered. C. Instill warm mineral oil into the rectum a. duodenum Using a diet that is low in bulk d. Clients who want to self-irrigate their colostomy must sign a contract and agree to use the equipment only for its intended use. a. hypertonic saline Which guideline is recommended for this procedure? Which factor should the nurse review first to identify the cause of constipation? "I will need yearly screenings for colon cancer." d. Reposition the rectal tube and check for any fecal content. a. nurse is providing teaching to client who has peptic ulcer disease and is to start new prescription for sucralfate. A nurse is reinforcing teaching with a client that reports having constipation. c. "Auscultated abdomen for bowel sounds. Select all that apply. The tiny, free-floating, weakly swimming algae and animals that occur in both freshwater and saltwater environments are called ____. c. Children need fewer reminders to drink because of greater thirst sensitivity C. Immediately before meals. A. Povidone-iodine B. Adhesive tape C. Latex D. Anesthetics. Ignoring the urge to defecate C. Inadequate fluid intake D. Increased fiber in the diet E. Increased activity ANS: Excessive laxative use. B. A. Backache c. Will include fish one to two times per week. Which of the following symptoms should the nurse expect to find in the early stage of the disease? e. Encourage the client to retain the solution. 1. b. soap Fresh tomatoes, celery, mushrooms, popcorn, shrimp, lobster. b. Which type of solution would be best suited to this client's needs? Diarrhea Select all that apply. Black tea Select all that apply. The nurse is preparing to auscultate the bowel sounds of a client with a nasogastric tube in place set to low intermittent suction. Wear sterile gloves A. The client has a daily fluid intake of 2,000 to 3,000 mL. D. 250 to 300 mL, When an enema is instill what happens? d. yellow d. "Is the stool difficult to pass?" E. Insert enema towards umbilicus, A. Select all that apply. The client passed stool into the toilet instead of using the collection container. The nurse first observes the contour of the abdomen, noting any masses, scars, or areas of distention. a. a. a diet lacking in fruits and vegetables B. Inflamed and reddened throat When collecting a urine specimen for routine urinalysis from a patient, the nurse keeps in mind which of the following? a. e. Clients with lactose intolerance may experience diarrhea or gas when consuming starchy foods. The close proximity of the male genitalia to the rectum The nurse is teaching a client with diarrhea about dietary management. a. a diabetic client with renal complications A nurse is preparing to administer a cleansing enema to a patient who is prone to more fecal incontinence due to poor sphincter control and is unlikely to retain the enema solution. D. Notify the doctor. e. Apply a commercially available skin barrier before applying the ostomy pouch. Which food(s) will the nurse include in the client's education? C. Fleet's Results may be altered if a sample is left standing at room temperature for a long time. 40-50 g D. lower doses of medication are cost-effective. Of the information below, which is least important for the evaluation process? D. Apply barrier cream, A. A nurse is preparing to perform a urinary catheterization to obtain a urine specimen for a client. Place the client on the left side position. B. D. Whole wheat bread, A nurse is reinforcing teaching to a client who is experiencing constipation. C. the risk of constipation is decreased. e. Platelet count of 19,500/mm3 (195.00 109/L) D. Whole grains d. water, soap, A nurse is caring for a client with constipation. Choose the word or phrase that is closest in meaning to the word in capital letters. Mrs. Lonte is ordered a clear liquid diet for breakfast, to advance to a house diet as tolerated. c. drinking and smoking habits of the client. d. Fecal Retention related to loss of sphincter control, and diminished spinal cord innervation related to hemiparesis. b. 10 Skim milk. 2 Percussion Which of the following statements by the client indicates the nurse should plan follow-up teaching on a low-cholesterol diet? D. Adhesive past, If a fecal hemoccult came up to be positive, what color would it be? a. The nurse asks participants, "How will you know when a client begins to accept the altered body image?" C. Administer the enema while the patient sits on the toilet. Which of the following actions should the nurse take first? Obtain a bladder scan to assess for residual urine. A. Oxybutynin (Ditropan) Identify the sequence of steps the nurse should take to properly administer the enema. b. Cheese B. 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